If you actually follow this plan, I guarantee you are giving yourself the best chance possible of landing your first $500-$1,000 client in the next 14-30 days. (Of course, 99% of the people reading this aren't going to do a fucking thing so I'm not sure why I bothered, lol).

“Well, it’s called The Fuck it News. And what does saying fuck it really mean? Well, it feels a bit like saying ‘fuck you, world, imma do it my way’. Except I’m not trying to get people to say fuck you to the world. I’m trying to get people to say fuck you to their 9-5. And when you say fuck you to someone, what do you often do as well? That’s right - you flick ‘em the bird. Bingo.”

"None of these guys are sat hunched over their keyboard spamming out their 217th comment of the day while they mainline coffee into their eyeballs because their adenosine receptors are now more fucked than a blind man in a boxing ring."

"Before I knew it, people were tweeting about common sense and quoting it in without me saying a word. Pretty fucking magical once the exponential network effects set in if you ask me."

“I’ve learned a lot about marketing and copywriting in the past 5 years. But you know what? Pretty much everything I’ve learned has just been common sense.”

"And, as a result, when they present their offer it flops harder than the 40 year old dad who’s spent the last 15 years accumulating a blubber ring around his midsection and then decides to do a belly flop at the kids’ pool on holiday…"